A. Whitney Brown's Quotes
Born: 1952-07-08
Profession: Comedian
Nation: American
Biography of A. Whitney Brown
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Tags: Hate, Love, VegetarianI am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
Tags: Forest, Frustrated, SocietyThe past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
Tags: History, Past, SomeoneOur bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
Tags: High, School, StudentA group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
Tags: Black, Him, WrongI'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
Tags: Convoluted, Exist