Ambulance Quotes

You know, a lot of people say they didn't want to die until the Red Sox won the World Series. Well, there could be a lot of busy ambulances tomorrow.

We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.

People have more fun if they don't eat so much they have to be taken home in an ambulance.

Libertarians argue that no normal adult has the right to impose choices on other normal adults, except in abnormal circumstances, such as when one person finds another unconscious and administers medical assistance or calls an ambulance.

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.