Bald Quotes

Women love a self-confident bald man.

You don't find me too bald, do you? Old, and bald, and with a belly?

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates.

I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.

Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur.

Have you noticed how most directors are either bald or grey-haired?

I don't want to go bald, I don't know what's coming up next.

What's interesting is a man with no facial hair is less intimidating than a man with facial hair, and a man who is bald is more intimidating than a man with hair.

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

Besides, a bald cap would have never looked real.

That's the problem with having a bald head. It exaggerates the shape.

Bald is the new black!

I cannot believe how fine I am with being bald.

Just to confirm to all my followers I have had a hair transplant. I was going bald at 25 why not.

We're all born bald, baby.

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

Being bald is no fun.

I'm going bald. I'm having a major problem with it.