Baseball Player Quotes

I was a professional athlete, the best baseball player in the world at one point.

I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.

I'm human and I've played my butt off for ten years. I'm not a loafer, I'm not a jerk, I'm a baseball player.

There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.

I was a very good baseball player and football player as a kid.