Arthur Smith's Profile
Brief about Arthur Smith: By info that we know Arthur Smith was born at 1954-11-27. And also Arthur Smith is English Comedian.
Some Arthur Smith's quotes. Goto "Arthur Smith's quotation" section for more.Someone once described me as the Zelig of comedy, and I think I know what he means.
Tags: Means, Once, SomeoneSometimes it's good to do something that you've never done before, so yesterday, I went out to buy Elton John's new album.
Tags: Done, Good, SometimesThe Bible has no doubt had much influence in its time, but it provides very few laughs. None, in fact.
Tags: Doubt, Fact, TimeThe book may be garbage, but if it weighs in at a kilo or more, I stand before its author in awe.
Tags: Book, May, StandThe moon puts on an elegant show, different every time in shape, colour and nuance.
Tags: Moon, Show, TimeThe outfits come and go but there is a constant that I like about the catwalk model: the snotty expression.
Tags: Constant, Expression, ModelThe pun exists in a social and political void, caring nothing for the issues of its day, content merely to display itself in its small cleverness.
Tags: Caring, Political, SmallThe real change that paintings undergo is in the perceptions of the viewer.
Tags: Change, Paintings, RealTheatricals can be irritating, but will provide a better night out than mobile phone salespeople.
Tags: Irritating, Night, PhoneTravel books are, by and large, boring. They lodge uncomfortably between fact, fiction and autobiography.
Tags: Between, Boring, TravelA female friend who caught me watching Fashion TV reckons its audience is largely made up of slobbering men who are just taking a break from the appalling Men & Motors channel. I don't agree.
Tags: Fashion, Friend, MenA savage review is much more entertaining for the reader than an admiring one; the little misanthrope in each of us relishes the rubbishing of someone else.
Tags: Else, Reader, SomeoneBecause comedy is cheap to put on: if you've got a play or an opera, there's a whole load of people and a set, but comedy is just one man or woman. And because TV has learned to love comics - there's so many more around now than when I started out.
Tags: Learned, Love, WomanGive me the new thing and give it to me now. I don't want that old thing - I've seen it, heard it, bought it, slept with it, loved it, but now I'm bored with the old thing and I'm gagging for the new stuff.
Tags: Bored, Give, OldGlobal warming, the ongoing destruction of the planet, Third World debt, the uselessness of the railways, the takeover by the corporations, the scary George Bush person: all these things are important and should be animating me into outrage. Yet somehow they do not.
Tags: Debt, Planet, ScaryI have a suspicion that a lot of artists are trying to get a laugh but, unlike stand-ups, they don't get an immediate response from their audience; a laugh is a rare thing in a gallery.
Tags: Artists, Laugh, TryingRelated topics
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