Brian Celio's Profile
Brief about Brian Celio: By info that we know Brian Celio was born at 1981-07-16. And also Brian Celio is American Novelist.
Some Brian Celio's quotes. Goto "Brian Celio's quotation" section for more.True friends: only a few have 'em, but only a few will admit that they don't.
Tags: Few, Friends, TrueJust because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.
Tags: Life, Mean, ScaredDear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
Tags: Artists, Door, SuccessChuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Tags: Needs, Understand, WorkDon't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
Tags: Dictionary, Hate, WordI imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
Tags: Imagine, Life, RatherMaybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start 'em off in amateur-life.
Tags: Best, Off, StartSome people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up both.
Tags: Both, Peace, PutThe only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
Tags: YourselfA government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat, than have you oppose both.
Tags: Both, Government, RatherI watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
Tags: Actually, Eyes, MeanI wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
Tags: Door, God, HomeI write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Tags: Except, Somebody, WriteI'll take a redrum with a rellik please.
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