I collect antiques. Why? Because they're beautiful.

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go.

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

I was always the second heavy.

I'm a lousy reader.

I'm too young for Medicare and too old for broads to care.

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

I've made my peace with myself.

I've made upwards of a million bucks in the cops-and-robbers business.

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

So don't applaud. Just send me the check.

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.