There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.

It doesn't matter what you believe just so long as you're sincere.

Try not to have a good time... this is supposed to be educational.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.