Dave Barry's Profile
Brief about Dave Barry: By info that we know Dave Barry was born at 1947-07-03. And also Dave Barry is American Journalist.
Some Dave Barry's quotes. Goto "Dave Barry's quotation" section for more.What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
Tags: Death, Forward, ImmaturityWe'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
Tags: Patriotism, Strong, TryWe believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but we cannot figure out how it travels inside wires.
Tags: Cannot, Company, InsideAlthough golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Tags: Anybody, Golf, TodayThe four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
Tags: Fire, Funny, UniverseFishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
Tags: Boring, Fish, FishingThe word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
Tags: Idiot, Mean, UsedYour modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro.
Tags: Advice, Old, TeenThe leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
Tags: Cause, Death, FashionThe simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.
Tags: Cool, Men, TruthGeographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
Tags: Ireland, SheepI am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
Tags: Computer, Computers, PurposeTo better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
Tags: Life, Understand, WhyIf God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
Tags: Cute, God, WantedThus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
Tags: Popularity, System, UnlessThe Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
Tags: Again, Seem, TimeRelated topics
- Gene Barry
- John Barry
- Lynda Barry
- Marion Barry
- Rick Barry
- Sam Barry
- Todd Barry
- Ethel Barrymore
- Lionel Barrymore
- Peter Bart