Demetri Martin's Profile
Brief about Demetri Martin: By info that we know Demetri Martin was born at 1973-05-25. And also Demetri Martin is American Comedian.
Some Demetri Martin's quotes. Goto "Demetri Martin's quotation" section for more.If I have to move up in a building, I choose the elevator over the escalator. Because one time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
Tags: Choose, Move, TimeI wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word 'dude.' 'Dude, these are isotopes.' 'Dude, we removed your kidney. You're gonna be fine.' 'Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.'
Tags: Said, Win, WordA lot of people don't like bumper stickers. I don't mind bumper stickers. To me a bumper sticker is a shortcut. It's like a little sign that says 'Hey, let's never hang out.'
Tags: Mind, Says, SignMy plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
Tags: Garbage, Plumbing, ScrewedAnd my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to the things that I have to do that day, then I'm on the right track.
Tags: Forward, Looking, MorningI am completely attracted to the idea of simplicity, or at least removing things that seem unnecessary when trying to get an idea out there.
Tags: Idea, Seem, TryingI went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was. I said, 'Actual'. I'm not to scale.
Tags: Asked, Lady, SaidSpecifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline.
Tags: Ideas, Love, ShortI didn't do improv in college, I never performed, I didn't do theater either. I was in student government, I was a history major.
Tags: College, Government, HistoryThe shortest feedback loop I can think of is doing improvisation in front of an audience.
Tags: Audience, Front, ShortestAnd of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years, so I had temp jobs. That was the way I made money.
Tags: Jobs, Money, StandBut I found that disappointing people is a good thing, because disapproval is freedom.
Tags: Found, Freedom, GoodI have fun acting, and I want to do more of it, and I want to direct my own movie.
Tags: Acting, Fun, MovieRelated topics
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