My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on.

I regret the times I've been mean to people... It's fine to pick on people who can defend themselves and deserve it. Some people don't deserve to be picked on who I picked on, so I don't do it anymore.

I wonder about guys like Sean Hannity, Keith Olbermann and Mark Levin. They're on such a mission. I mean, I love Hannity and Levin to death, but on the radio they're insane. How can you keep that up?