My skin is very sensitive.

Sometimes I feel like I'm lacking a playfulness. I envy guys who are consistently able to maintain a playful, optimistic perspective on things.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

It is not necessary to have enemies if you go out of your way to make friends hate you.

Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does.

Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone.

Rome had Senators too, that's why it declined.

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

The news of any politician's death should be listed under 'Public Improvements.'