Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

No day of my life passes without someone saying the words 'Monty Python' to me. It's not bad.

You look just like you!

The Minister of Transport issued this appeal to motorists: Can anyone give him a lift to Leicester?

We've discovered that the less we do, the more money we make.

I like the idea of being out there regularly with an audience and with a funny gang of people. That's what I grew up with - doing television, doing shows every week.

I love being an older comic now. It's like being an old soccer or an old baseball player. You're in the Hall of Fame and it's nice, but you're no longer that person in the limelight on the spot doing that thing.

To me, the musical is best when it's a musical comedy. So if you have a very, very funny show, and very good, funny songs, that's what the musical does best.