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Fred Allen's Profile

Brief about Fred Allen: By info that we know Fred Allen was born at 1970-01-01. And also Fred Allen is American Comedian.

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If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.

Tags: Human, Race, Resign

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

Tags: Days, Failure, Sunday

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Tags: Children, Dad, Father

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Tags: Making, Men, Minds

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

Tags: Bad, Good, Great

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

Tags: Good, Star, Times

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

Tags: Guy, Hollywood, Producer

California is a great place to live if you're an orange.

Tags: California, Great, Place

Committee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Tags: Done, Group, Men

During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.

Tags: Men, Small, Today

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Tags: Else, Someone, Talent

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

Tags: After, Her, Year

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

Tags: Understand, Why, Write

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Tags: Coffin, Fit, Won

I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.

Tags: Amazing, Instrument, Musical

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

Tags: Imitation, Sincerest, Television

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.

Tags: Alabama, Southern, Uncle

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

Tags: Afraid, Fear, God

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

Tags: Device, Television, Watch

The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

Tags: Existed, Men, Space
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