Fred Allen's Profile
Brief about Fred Allen: By info that we know Fred Allen was born at 1970-01-01. And also Fred Allen is American Comedian.
Some Fred Allen's quotes. Goto "Fred Allen's quotation" section for more.Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Tags: Days, Failure, SundayMy father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
Tags: Children, Dad, FatherRadio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.
Tags: Making, Men, MindsWashington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
Tags: Bad, Good, GreatA telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.
Tags: Good, Star, TimesAn associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
Tags: Guy, Hollywood, ProducerCalifornia is a great place to live if you're an orange.
Tags: California, Great, PlaceCommittee - a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
Tags: Done, Group, MenDuring the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk.
Tags: Men, Small, TodayHer hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.
Tags: After, Her, YearI can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
Tags: Understand, Why, WriteI play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
Tags: Amazing, Instrument, MusicalImitation is the sincerest form of television.
Tags: Imitation, Sincerest, TelevisionSome movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
Tags: Afraid, Fear, GodTelevision is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
Tags: Device, Television, WatchRelated topics
- Frederick Lewis Allen
- George Allen
- George Allen, Sr.
- Gracie Allen
- Hervey Allen
- Ivan Allen
- James Lane Allen
- James Van Allen
- Joan Allen
- John R. Allen