Even a fool knows you can't touch the stars, but it won't keep the wise from trying.

But I'm very thankful that no one is slamming my head against the wall anymore.

I am richer than Davy Crockett. I can settle back and do what I want to do. And what I want to do is card tricks and magic.

I'll give it a shot. But I don't know that a year from now I'm going to be here. Nobody does.

I'm not Hollywood. I'm a Quarter Rat. I belong here.

Is now the time to legalize prostitution?

The biggest challenge in New Orleans has been to find workers who can climb a ladder after lunch.

There's this perception sometimes around here that I'm this Hollywood guy.

We treated all of the dead with dignity.