I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

From quiet homes and first beginning, out to the undiscovered ends, there's nothing worth the wear of winning, but laughter and the love of friends.

I'm tired of love; I'm still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.

We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

When friendship disappears then there is a space left open to that awful loneliness of the outside world which is like the cold space between the planets. It is an air in which men perish utterly.

All men have an instinct for conflict: at least, all healthy men.

Every major question in history is a religious question. It has more effect in molding life than nationalism or a common language.

Loss and possession, death and life are one, There falls no shadow where there shines no sun.

The grace of God is courtesy.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.

Be content to remember that those who can make omelettes properly can do nothing else.

Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.

An institute run with such knavish imbecility that if it were not the work of God it would not last a fortnight.

Any subject can be made interesting, and therefore any subject can be made boring.

Child! Do not throw this book about; refrain from the unholy pleasure of cutting all the pictures out.

I am writing a book about the Crusades so dull that I can scarcely write it.

It is sometimes necessary to lie damnably in the interests of the nation.

It is the best of all trades, to make songs, and the second best to sing them.

Just as there is nothing between the admirable omelet and the intolerable, so with autobiography.

Money gives me pleasure all the time.