All governments are run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.

Every emancipation has in it the seeds of a new slavery, and every truth easily becomes a lie.

The difference between burlesque and the newspapers is that the former never pretended to be performing a public service by exposure.

Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.

If God, as some now say, is dead, He no doubt died of trying to find an equitable solution to the Arab-Jewish problem.

Rich people march on Washington every day.

The only thing God didn't do to Job was give him a computer.