People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Each experience I go through - marriage, my public life, my personal life - I'm learning as I go.

Growing up, my sisters were both into dancing, so I went to a lot of dance recitals, mostly because there were always pretty girls in leotards.

I am now The Establishment. There's nothing I can do about it.

I'd like to extend my career a little bit into different genres.

I'd love to do a drama.

I'm not buying a boat because of writing skits.

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

It's fun to play the type of people you dislike.

That's what I love about sketch comedy: a sketch is five minutes, then it goes dark, and there's the potential for something else.

You start at SNL when you're young and hungry, but I don't want my pro years to be my SNL years.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

Once I walked out of my house into to the Puerto Rican Day parade. It was usually a five-minute walk to work, but that day it took me a half-hour to get to 30 Rock.

When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.