Jeff Foxworthy's Profile
Brief about Jeff Foxworthy: By info that we know Jeff Foxworthy was born at 1958-09-06. And also Jeff Foxworthy is American Comedian.
Some Jeff Foxworthy's quotes. Goto "Jeff Foxworthy's quotation" section for more.For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors.
Tags: Family, Life, TimeMy grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!
Tags: Car, Her, PutBeing a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist.
Tags: Stuff, Tell, TherapistMy father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this.
Tags: Dad, Morning, WhyNow, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Tags: Her, True, WifeYou moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.
Tags: Moon, Office, WrongI had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
Tags: Put, Together, TryPride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
Tags: Companies, Pride, StepThe more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him.
Tags: Him, Quality, VoiceRelated topics
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