Jerry Seinfeld's Profile
Brief about Jerry Seinfeld: By info that we know Jerry Seinfeld was born at 1955-04-29. And also Jerry Seinfeld is American Comedian.
Some Jerry Seinfeld's quotes. Goto "Jerry Seinfeld's quotation" section for more.I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
Tags: Married, Single, TellThe greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.
Tags: Fun, Greatest, TalkWhen someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.
Tags: Small, Someone, WholeThere's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'
Tags: Advice, Men, WomenI like definitive things.
Tags: DefinitiveIf you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
Tags: Bad, Hours, MovieOnce you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.
Tags: Death, Once, StartPay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.
Tags: Attention, Life, LoveStand-up is hard.
Tags: HardThe first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
Tags: Car, Real, ThoughtThe truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
Tags: Terrifying, Truth, WantedWe sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.
Tags: Countries, Others, ShowWell, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
Tags: Bother, Impression, SternYou can be passionate about anything.
Tags: PassionateRelated topics
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