Joseph Heller's Profile
Brief about Joseph Heller: By info that we know Joseph Heller was born at 1923-05-01. And also Joseph Heller is American Novelist.
Some Joseph Heller's quotes. Goto "Joseph Heller's quotation" section for more.Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it isn't, don't call it destiny; call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck.
Tags: Bad, Good, SimpleSome people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them.
Tags: Achieve, Born, MediocrityWe do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
Tags: Dentist, Give, LaughterI'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
Tags: Government, War, WholeThere was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.
Tags: Catch, Crazy, FlyFrankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
Tags: Government, War, WholeThe enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
Tags: Anybody, Enemy, MatterWhen I read something saying I've not done anything as good as 'Catch-22' I'm tempted to reply, 'Who has?'
Tags: Done, Good, SayingHe knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.
Tags: Enjoy, Knew, LiteratureI don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.
Tags: Miracles, Since, TimeI had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
Tags: Military, Pretty, ServiceI think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
Tags: Country, Crazy, ScaredI want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long.
Tags: Bad, Dreams, NightSome men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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