A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies - because you never know when you'll have to work with them.

My life has been a series of emergencies.

I've always loved a challenge.

The truth is, sex doesn't mean that much to me now.

I would rather lose a good earring than be caught without make-up.

I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick of me being gullible.

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.