Some people meet me sometimes and they sit down and talk to me for a while and ask me my name and say, 'Oh, you're the guy'.

This will be my last contract. I wanted it to be a good one.

I know who I am and can deal with the use of Indian mascots... But I know it can be demeaning to a group of people. Maybe it would be all right if they were truly honoring the people and are giving due respect to the people they are representing.

Not a problem kid or anything like that so when you're in the legal system like that, it's always hard on a person for the first time to go through some things like that.

St. Louis is more humid. But after a while, the heat started taking a toll on us, so we started rotating a little more up front trying to stay fresh out here.

He who devotes sixteen hours a day to hard study may become at sixty as wise as he thought himself at twenty.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.

Politeness is only one half good manners and the other half good lying.

A youth with his first cigar makes himself sick; a youth with his first girl makes other people sick.

If man is only a little lower than the angels, the angels should reform.

In some parts of Ireland the sleep which knows no waking is always followed by a wake which knows no sleeping.

It is difficult to see why lace should be so expensive; it is mostly holes.

The penalty of success is to be bored by the attentions of people who formerly snubbed you.

The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.