Les Dawson's Profile
Brief about Les Dawson: By info that we know Les Dawson was born at 1933-02-02. And also Les Dawson is English Comedian.
Some Les Dawson's quotes. Goto "Les Dawson's quotation" section for more.The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig.
Tags: Her, Off, WorkWith wives, men hide behind the air of bravado, which is basically a defence mechanism, I think. Clever creatures, women. Very clever.
Tags: Behind, Men, WomenI'm often accused of saying some pretty rotten things about my mother-in-law. But quite honestly, she's only got one major fault - it's called breathing.
Tags: Often, Pretty, SayingIn awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.
Tags: Moon, Put, ThoughtMind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a lullaby do,' and she'd say: 'Certainly my angel, my wee bundle of happiness, hold my beer while I fetch me banjo.'
Tags: Happiness, Mind, MotherThe mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.'
Tags: Home, Mother, RainYou do something you're really quite proud of, and the public doesn't like it. Then you do something that perhaps you're not at all happy with and the public loves it. And that's the moment of truth, because it's the audience that's the final judge.
Tags: Happy, Judge, TruthI saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
Tags: Enough, Help, MenHow can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
Tags: Another, Funny, PersonalI can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
Tags: Law, Mother, TellI discovered the wife's got asthma. Thank God - I thought she was hissing at me.
Tags: God, Thought, WifeI don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored.
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