Lewis Black's Profile
Brief about Lewis Black: By info that we know Lewis Black was born at 1948-08-30. And also Lewis Black is American Comedian.
Some Lewis Black's quotes. Goto "Lewis Black's quotation" section for more.My father worked at the Naval Ordnance Lab, and they had a nine-hole course on the property. You paid a quarter.
Tags: Father, Paid, WorkedMy touring has never stopped; from the time I started doing stand-up, I've been on the road.
Tags: Road, Started, TimeIf I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.
Tags: Days, Off, WeekThe whole Valentine's thing is fine, but you don't back it up right next to the biggest gift-giving holiday of the year. Unbelievable. And we find it acceptable.
Tags: Holiday, Whole, YearI do the same gig. I might change it a little; I might slow it down if I'm in the South. I talk fast, and they're not used to people talking that fast.
Tags: Change, Talk, UsedI get an idea about something. I just start thinking about it, and then I get onstage and I talk about it, and then I think about it some more and talk about it some more, and think about it some more and talk about it some more, until it starts to take a shape.
Tags: Start, Talk, ThinkingI started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.
Tags: Father, Playing, StartedI think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.
Tags: Else, Interested, LookingIn my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.
Tags: Gone, Lifetime, VotingIf you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
Tags: Ego, Health, WhyIt's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it!
Tags: Fix, Men, StupidAnd I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
Tags: Happens, Learn, MorningWhat I find most disturbing about Valentine's Day is, look, I get that you have to have a holiday of love, but in the height of flu season, it makes no sense.
Tags: Love, Makes, SenseI believe that summer is our time, a time for the people, and that no politician should be allowed to speak to us during the summer. They can start talking again after Labor Day.
Tags: After, Start, TimeIf the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer.
Tags: Closer, Off, PushI'm a Jew.
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