Milton Berle's Profile
Brief about Milton Berle: By info that we know Milton Berle was born at 1908-07-12. And also Milton Berle is American Comedian.
Some Milton Berle's quotes. Goto "Milton Berle's quotation" section for more.I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.
Tags: Cannot, Far, RatherIf opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Tags: Build, Door, InspirationalExperience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
Tags: After, Experience, FunnyWe owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.
Tags: Him, Television, WatchingI live to laugh, and I laugh to live.
Tags: LaughAnytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.
Tags: Bread, Goes, WhiteI just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank?
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