The other day at a drive-through, I reminded the teenage girl serving me that she forgot my drinks. She looked at me, hissed, rolled her eyes, and then took her sweet time getting me the sodas.

The rich pay more in total taxes now than ever before - ever. It's true. Just like it's true that when the rich are convinced they're going to be taxed more, they spend less. And when the top few percenters don't spend, there goes all your spending, because they account for half of all retail spending.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it... with you.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

We forget the little things, so it's no wonder some of us screw up the big things.

We're a nation of liars. But I mean that in the kindest sense.

We're all going to die. While I'm still here, I want to make a difference.

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

I don't think business news is just for old white men with money.

I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

I want to democratize business news.

I'll rail against what I think is wrong.

I'm not staid and unbiased here. I have certain biases I want to convey, and if you disagree, that's fine.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I'm the reason why I'm overweight. No one made me do it. I did it.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

If Edwards gained 60 pounds and lost all his hair, he'd look like Dick Cheney!

It's not as if I can just pop on my show and be rude if I've had a hard day.