I am Cuban, my parents are Cuban, and I was not adopted.

I like freedom. I wake up in the morning and say, 'I don't know, should I have a popsicle or a donut?' You know, who knows?

I like game shows.

I remember, growing up, if something big - God forbid - happened, the first jokes you heard on the subject came out of Jersey.

I still use quill and parchment. I do e-mails, and I write, but I don't go around surfing too much.

I'm pretty much a straight guy on 'The Office.' We can't all be crazies. You need some balance.

I've always just been attracted to comedy.

I've always loved improv. It's my thing.

Life in California is beautiful.

Quality attracts quality. People want to be on a good show.

Ricky Gervais is a genius.

Stand-up, I find it really difficult. It's not really my thing.

I watched TV religiously when I was a kid, but nowadays - with the Internet - there's so many people writing about TV on the Internet, that everything's sort of under a magnifying glass.

Yeah, I just don't break. I don't. And there's only one person I know who's a better non-breaker than me, and that's Will Forte from 'SNL.' You can not make that guy break. I'll break eventually - Will Forte will never break.

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.

A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon.

All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics.

Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother.

Grief, and an estate, is joy understood.

It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man.