My doctor told me that I'm old, fat, and ugly, but none of those things is going to kill me immediately.

CNN International, Al-Jazeera and BBC are the same in how they report mostly that America is wrong and bad.

I can't stand cruel people. And if I see people doing something mean to somebody else just to make themselves feel important, it really gets me mad.

I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray.

I only understand friendship or scorched earth.

I quit politics because I hated it.

Television and I grew up together.

There is a - deep down, underneath all the work I do, I think there's a laziness in me.

We're not programming to conservatives. We're just not eliminating their point of view.

You never pull the trigger until you know you can win.

Everybody fears the unknown. But I have a strong feeling there's something bigger than us. I don't think all this exists because some rocks happened to collide. I'm at peace. When it comes, I'll be fine, calm. I'll miss life, though. Especially my family.

I don't have any focus groups on talent and programming. If I need five people in a mall to be paid $40 to tell me how to do my job, I shouldn't do my job.

Obama's the one who never worked a day in his life. He never earned a penny that wasn't public money. How many fund-raisers does he attend every week? How often does he play basketball and golf? I wish I had that kind of time.