Ron White's Profile
Brief about Ron White: By info that we know Ron White was born at 1956-12-18. And also Ron White is American Comedian.
Some Ron White's quotes. Goto "Ron White's quotation" section for more.I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Tags: Funny, Life, TryI didn't get where I am today by worryin' about how I'd feel tomorrow.
Tags: Today, Tomorrow, WisdomPeople are saying that I'm an alcoholic, and that's not true, because I only drink when I work, and I'm a workaholic.
Tags: Saying, True, WorkOther states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane.
Tags: Death, Mine, TryingI do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling.
Tags: Great, Rock, StarAnybody could say anything they want about me, and it literally never penetrates my skin.
Tags: Anybody, Penetrates, SkinI was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that's all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers.
Tags: Comedian, Good, PeersThere have been times in my life that I've had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years.
Tags: Life, Run, TimesI've never been one to look up the ladder. I've always looked down the ladder. As long as there's one guy down there, I'm fine.
Tags: Fine, Guy, LadderI've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of 'em.
Tags: Actually, Great, LastThe hardest that I've laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed 'til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off.
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