The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

The marvelous thing about a joke with a double meaning is that it can only mean one thing.

I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.

To get a job where the only thing you have to do in your career is to make people laugh-well, it's the best job in the world.