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Roseanne Barr's Profile

Brief about Roseanne Barr: By info that we know Roseanne Barr was born at 1952-11-03. And also Roseanne Barr is American Actress.

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I do say that I am in favor of the return of the guillotine and that is for the worst of the worst of the guilty.

Tags: Guilty, Return, Worst

I loved comedy all my life. I think it's a real powerful art form.

Tags: Art, Life, Powerful

I meditate so I know how to find a peaceful place within to be calm and peaceful.

Tags: Calm, Place, Within

I never do anything fun, because I'm a housewife. I hate that word 'housewife.' I prefer to be called 'domestic goddess.'

Tags: Fun, Hate, Word

I think I should be here alone to rethink the world - I do. I want these lesser humans gone.

Tags: Alone, Gone, Here

I think I'm hysterical. I watch myself on tape and just roar - isn't that weird?

Tags: Roar, Watch, Weird

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them.

Tags: Famous, Fun, Meet

I was not raised a Zionist, but a socialist, as were most Jews before the Holocaust.

Tags: Holocaust, Jews, Socialist

I wish I'd done a tenth year of the 'Roseanne' show.

Tags: Done, Show, Wish

I'm either mentally ill or Jewish. I can't sometimes tell the difference.

Tags: Difference, Sometimes, Tell

I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.

Tags: Great, Life, Yourself

I'm God because I have the power to control my mind.

Tags: God, Mind, Power

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

Tags: Eat, Except, Times

I'm not a politician. I think that uniquely qualifies me to become president of the U.S.

Tags: Become, Politician, President

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business.

Tags: Business, Imitation, Show

In order to be able to write a good joke, you have to find the truth.

Tags: Able, Good, Truth

My real life is funnier than anything on TV.

Tags: Life, Real, Tv

One of the first things I bought when I made 'Roseanne Show' money was a farm in Iowa.

Tags: Farm, Money, Show

Since I had my gastric bypass surgery in 1998, I eat like a bird. Unfortunately, that bird is a California condor.

Tags: Bird, Eat, Since

The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner.

Tags: Cleaning, House, Worry
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