A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for - to see the bad guys get beat.

The only thing my old man ever gave me was a beating.

Come over here and sit on my knee and finish your orange juice.

How would you like to find out how good my right is?

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.