Steven Wright's Profile
Brief about Steven Wright: By info that we know Steven Wright was born at 1955-12-06. And also Steven Wright is American Comedian.
Some Steven Wright's quotes. Goto "Steven Wright's quotation" section for more.I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone.
Tags: Car, Gone, StopWhen I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Tags: Good, Mistakes, MorningI was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
Tags: Future, Off, SideI have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
Tags: Car, Home, LeaveI had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Tags: Car, Friend, FriendsI have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
Tags: Keep, Perhaps, SeenI like to reminisce with people I don't know.
Tags: ReminisceIf you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
Tags: Happen, Light, TurnDo you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Tags: Asked, Washington, WhippedIf a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Tags: Dictionary, Misspelled, WordThe Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Tags: Missing, Tired, WeatherRelated topics
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