Tommy Cooper's Profile
Brief about Tommy Cooper: By info that we know Tommy Cooper was born at 1921-03-19. And also Tommy Cooper is British Comedian.
Some Tommy Cooper's quotes. Goto "Tommy Cooper's quotation" section for more.A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tags: Dog, Help, LookingA woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
Tags: Age, Bad, WomanPolice arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tags: Kids, Off, PoliceLast night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
Tags: Gone, Last, NightI went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'
Tags: Asked, Said, YesYou know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
Tags: Actually, Said, TodaySo I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
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