It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect so why bother.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes, and the alphabet song.

Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

You gotta stick your neck out and put out a record that isn't safe... that's the Green Day way!

I caught on fire twice on the stage, but I was promptly put out. It was just my leg.

I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

A lot of drummers get sidetracked by the instrument. It can engulf you.

I always said the world is a better place because of Joey Ramone.

I didn't have a normal childhood by any means.

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents.

I've been working on my relationship with my parents and my sister over the years.

It was time to raise the bar higher, or lower if you're doing limbo.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.