Brother-In-Law Quotes

I want to be the white man's brother, not his brother-in-law.

We're a Muslim family, but we're also very cultured and we have a mixture of different religions. For example, my brother-in-law is Catholic, and my sister converted and my nephews are baptized. I have an uncle who just graduated and currently he's a priest.

I didn't want to be the archetypal sponging brother-in-law, so I didn't go into acting when I got to the States. I thought, 'No, I'll go to school and then I'll be an English teacher; that'll be fun.' But I was horrible as a teacher. As hard as I tried, I just couldn't inspire those kids to take an interest in Milton and Shakespeare and Donne.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself.

Being a son, brother, uncle and brother-in-law is all I care about.