Cat Quotes

If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.

There are more ways of skinning a cat than rubbing its fur the wrong way.

I've met many irresponsible people in my life but never an irresponsible cat.

My first cat was named Cowboy, after the Dallas Cowboys.

I don't have any children. I just have a cat, to my parents' dismay.

With BitTorrent, the cat's out of the bag.

Anyway, Cat Stevens is never going to make much money out of us.

But if you really want to learn about life, get a cat. The way I think people should relate to animals is with a cat. Because the world is his.

When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.

I think cat's are fantastic.

Ben Smith's quick-hit campaign 'scoops' are about as viral as cat videos. That fits with Buzzfeed.

I'm a cat person.

I usually just have one cat. It is difficult, but I have my one cat that he'll travel with me if it's appropriate, if I'm not going overseas.

I can't swing a dead cat without hitting a reporter.

Cat lovers turn into cat collectors.

It's so French to be a cat person.

You know, I'm not real tall. I'm 6'0, 6'½, but I think people think I'm shorter than I am because I'm not the most muscular cat in the world.

I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.

Curiosity did kill the cat, but I'm very curious.

We have a saying in France. A dog doesn't make a cat.

I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch.

The memory is like a cat scratching my heart.

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.

You back a big cat into a corner and somebody is going to get bloody.

The cat with gloves catches no mice.

I have no desire to be a cat, which walks so lightly that it never creates a disturbance.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.