Crack Quotes

Mark-to-market accounting is like crack. Don't do it.

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up.

I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.

Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.

I'm a crack shot and I've won medals for shooting. But I don't think I could shoot a person.

With any project there's one or two things that you really want to do and that's going to crack it.

There is a crack in everything, that's how the light gets in.

Most people don't get a fair crack of the whip.

In New York, you've got Donald Trump, Woody Allen, a crack addict and a regular Joe, and they're all on the same subway car.

I fell through a crack for years. Historically, I am a nothing because I fit in no category. I can only be me.

The crack of the bat, the sound of baseballs thumping into gloves, the infield chatter are like birdsong to the baseball starved.

I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?

I always wake up at the crack of ice.

That's why I really don't play cards or gamble. Because I'd crack.

I'm black, and black don't crack. It does droop.

Slot machines are like crack for old people.