Cram Quotes

Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.

In my house, it is always a scramble from paycheck to paycheck.

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled eggs back in the shell.

If someone talks about union, fidelity, a monogamous relationship, love, blessing; I would say it sounds like marriage to me. And blessing, you see, I think is undermining our sacrament of marriage.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.