David Brenner's Quotes

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.

Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.

We're careful not to saturate people.

Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you can put it in a package, we can put it in a show.

I hope that people will realize that the struggle to make a life better with a sibling is worth it.

To be able to go the distance with a brother or sister, to have them turn into your ally, is about the greatest thing that can ever happen to you.

Traveling in India gives you a chance to observe a renaissance.

Now in India, a village boy who has worked his way up to work at a call center, or if he gets a job working even as a busboy in a Taj or an Oberoi hotel, he'll put on his wedding announcement with pride, 'Busboy at the Taj' or 'Call center, Office Tiger.'