David Spade's Quotes
Born: 1964-07-22
Profession: Actor
Nation: American
Biography of David Spade
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
Tags: Country, Fly, StartedI want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
Tags: Fighting, Guy, MovieIt's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
Tags: Good, Try, TryingSuccess? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
Tags: Friend, Him, SuccessYou can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
Tags: Depressing, Either, FunIt's funny because it's funny.
Tags: FunnyEveryone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
Tags: Everyone, Normal, WeirdI feel like I've got this anti-marriage thing, but it's less that and more I'm overthinking it to get it right.
Tags: LessI got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
Tags: SitcomI have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
Tags: Hear, Stories, WantsI only have one note, let's be honest. But I'll play a different version of that one note.
Tags: Honest, Note, VersionI'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
Tags: CartoonI've had it where things didn't go well for me with movies or something that got canceled.
Tags: MoviesIn grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
Tags: Friends, School, SmartMost of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
Tags: Enough, Smart, WatchVisit partners pages
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No one wants to know I set my alarm and get up 8, but I think it's too weird to sleep in too late.
Tags: Late, Sleep, WeirdSometimes when I watch a TV season, your favorite shows die quickly. And then sometimes it's not your favorite, and they live on for 12 years.
Tags: Die, Sometimes, Watch