Dentist Quotes

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And the dentist said to me 'Mr Vine, get out of the filing cabinet.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

Every time I go to the dentist they say, 'You really need to fix that gap of yours'. I'm like, 'My gap is paying your dentist bills.'

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.