Discontinued Quotes

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.

An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued.

College athletics are so entrenched and enjoyed by so many people that they will never be discontinued or substantially changed. I know that. I just pity the people caught in that tender trap. And most of all, I pity those kids.

I am more fond of achieving than striving. My theories must prove to be facts or be discarded as worthless. My efforts must soon be crowned with success, or discontinued.