Divorce Quotes
How I Love Lucy was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them.
Tags: Love, Mistakes ✍ Author: Lucille BallDivorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
Tags: Boundaries, Relations ✍ Author: Ambrose BierceChrist and The Church: If he were to apply for a divorce on the grounds of cruelty, adultery and desertion, he would probably get one.
Tags: Christ, Church ✍ Author: Samuel ButlerTo get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
Tags: Playboy, While ✍ Author: James CaanDivorce is fairly common these days, and I think many times people disregard the emotional impact that divorce has on a couple and a family, because it happens so frequently.
Tags: Emotional, Family ✍ Author: Steve CarellI had a really good childhood up until I was nine, then a classic case of divorce really affected me.
Tags: Good, Until ✍ Author: Kurt CobainIn Hollywood, after you get a little success, the next thing you usually get is a divorce.
Tags: After, Success ✍ Author: Dan DaileyNobody wants to go through divorce, especially when there's young children involved.
Tags: Children, Young ✍ Author: Lindsay DavenportWell, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on!
Tags: After, Home ✍ Author: Larry DavidPeace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.
Tags: Indeed, Peace ✍ Author: Douglas FeithI didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.
✍ Author: Sarah FergusonHe taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
Tags: Funny, Keep ✍ Author: Zsa Zsa GaborConrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.
Tags: Gave, Generous ✍ Author: Zsa Zsa GaborI thought the divorce statistics would never apply to me. I was beyond heartbroken when they did. But I got up and got on with it. I also kept my belief in marriage.
Tags: Marriage, Thought ✍ Author: Jennifer GarnerDivorce was very sad, obviously, but now I've gotten over it.
Tags: Gotten, Sad ✍ Author: Natalie ImbrugliaVisit partners pages
There are people that regardless of what it is, if it's something that's stressful, whatever it may be, they don't eat, they lose a lot of weight, a divorce, they get real thin. I'm the opposite.
Tags: May, Real ✍ Author: Janet JacksonNobody sounds good writing about your divorce, let's face it.
Tags: Good, Writing ✍ Author: Mary KarrI come from divorce. I'm only doing marriage once. It's not a game for me.
Tags: Game, Marriage ✍ Author: Shia LaBeoufI had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that.
✍ Author: Ricki LakeLawyers know how to take isolated complaints in a divorce case and build them into one big one.
Tags: Big, Build ✍ Author: Hedy LamarrThe ceremony took six minutes. The marriage lasted about the same amount of time though we didn't get a divorce for almost a year.
Tags: Marriage, Time ✍ Author: Hedy LamarrLet any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.
Tags: Girl, Pretty ✍ Author: Hedy LamarrEach generation wants new symbols, new people, new names. They want to divorce themselves from their predecessors.
Tags: Themselves, Wants ✍ Author: Jim MorrisonI had a pretty public divorce. They're not easy - divorces - and it took me a long time to really get through.
Tags: Pretty, Time ✍ Author: NasChildren must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue.
Tags: Children, Legal ✍ Author: P. J. O\'RourkeDivorce is a 50-50 thing, and it can be a number of petty things that finally drive you out of your mind.
Tags: Mind, Number ✍ Author: Lee RadziwillEven with my divorce and with everything, I don't need money.
Tags: Money ✍ Author: Arnold SchwarzeneggerDivorce these days is a religious vow, as if the proper offspring of marriage.
Tags: Days, Marriage ✍ Author: Sonny TerryDivorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
Tags: However, Marriage ✍ Author: VoltaireDivorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.
Tags: Mad, Money ✍ Author: Richard WagnerI think suspense should be like any other color on a writer's palette. I suppose I'm in the minority but I think it's crazy for 'literary fiction' to divorce itself from stories that are suspenseful, and assign anything with cops or spies or criminals to some genre ghetto.
Tags: Color, Crazy ✍ Author: Jess WalterIn every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
Tags: Marriage, Old ✍ Author: Richard Dean AndersonDivorce isn't just the person, it's everything that goes with it - your kids, the adjustment, everything.
Tags: Goes, Kids ✍ Author: Peter AndreI think the key for a child to do well in a divorce is, very simply, you have to be honest with them.
Tags: Child, Honest ✍ Author: Anne ArcherPeople that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it hurts really bad. It can really mess with your head.
Tags: Bad, Hurts ✍ Author: David ArquetteA divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
Tags: Less, Survive ✍ Author: Margaret AtwoodTake this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce.
Tags: Last, Marriage ✍ Author: Roseanne BarrWhen people divorce, it's always such a tragedy. At the same time, if people stay together it can be even worse.
Tags: Time, Together ✍ Author: Monica BellucciDivorce isn't the child's fault. Don't say anything unkind about your ex to the child, because you're really just hurting the child.
Tags: Child, Hurting ✍ Author: Valerie BertinelliI think a lot of people think because I was getting the divorce, that was really the catalyst for gaining so much weight.
Tags: Getting, Weight ✍ Author: Valerie BertinelliMen tell me that I've saved their marriages. It costs them a fortune in shoes, but it's cheaper than a divorce. So I'm still useful, you see.
Tags: Men, Tell ✍ Author: Manolo BlahnikDivorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
Tags: Equivalent, Triple ✍ Author: Yohan BlakeI was thrown into the Parliament right away. From 1976 to 1978 I was concerned with the abortion issue, later on with that of divorce.
Tags: Away, Concerned ✍ Author: Emma BoninoI could not bounce back from my divorce - emotionally - I just could not bounce back.
Tags: Bounce ✍ Author: Terry BradshawDivorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Tags: Human, Tragedy ✍ Author: Rita Mae BrownObviously, you go through a lot of emotional turmoil in a divorce.
Tags: Emotional, Turmoil ✍ Author: David ByrneTechnology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
Tags: Forced, Technology ✍ Author: Brian CelioWhat's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it.
Tags: Hard, Try ✍ Author: Michael ChabonI'm one of the people that were divorced by 30, which is apparently a growing group... Obviously it's something that affects you forever. It's going to be interesting to see in ten, twenty years what kind of lasting effect young divorce has on the people that are doing it because it's becoming more and more common.
Tags: Group, Young ✍ Author: Diablo CodyAnybody that's been through a divorce, and I hope it's something people never have to experience, it's the worse thing in the world.
Tags: Experience, Hope ✍ Author: Cheryl ColeI don't see any reason for marriage when there is divorce.
Tags: Marriage, Reason ✍ Author: Catherine DeneuveI have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.
Tags: Ask, Guy ✍ Author: James DentonThe possibility of divorce renders both marriage partners stricter in their observance of the duties they owe to each other. Divorces help to improve morals and to increase the population.
Tags: Help, Marriage ✍ Author: Denis DiderotYou can't underestimate how traumatic divorce is for the children.
Tags: Children, Traumatic ✍ Author: Isla FisherDivorce in a young-adult novel means what being orphaned meant in a fairy tale: vulnerability, danger, unwanted independence.
Tags: Danger, Means ✍ Author: Jeff FlakeMy advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump.
Tags: Advice, Hillary ✍ Author: Gennifer FlowersI was so devastated by my second divorce that I had a nervous breakdown.
Tags: Nervous, Second ✍ Author: Jane FondaThe mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.
Tags: Failure, Thought ✍ Author: Annette FunicelloDivorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.
Tags: Fact, Gone ✍ Author: Bob GeldofVery few people can truly divorce themselves from what they feel emotionally and sexually.
Tags: Few, Themselves ✍ Author: Boy GeorgeYou can fire your secretary, divorce your spouse, abandon your children. But they remain your co-authors forever.
Tags: Children, Fire ✍ Author: Ellen GoodmanPeople always assume I don't need to work for money, but my divorce settlement was not as much as it's always reported to be.
Tags: Money, Work ✍ Author: Daphne GuinnessI believe I went through a divorce. My relationship with Ellen is no less significant as a marriage than my relationship to Coley.
Tags: Less, Marriage ✍ Author: Anne HecheIf every man would make his prime concern the comfort and well-being of his wife and every wife make her chief concern the comfort and well-being of her husband, we would have very little divorce in the land.
Tags: Husband, Wife ✍ Author: Gordon B. HinckleyI think that when something happens when you're growing up, like a death or divorce, it does open the world slightly because things aren't as straightforward.
Tags: Death, Happens ✍ Author: Felicity JonesI am what is known as a benched Catholic and disillusioned by the church doctrine. I believe in things the Catholic Church does not believe in: divorce being one, and a women's right to choose being another.
Tags: Another, Women ✍ Author: Kitty KelleyIt's a really weird thing, modern divorce. I found out I was getting divorced on television. That was kind of weird.
Tags: Getting, Weird ✍ Author: Val KilmerI don't see divorce as a failure. I see it as the end to a story. In a story, everything has an end and a beginning.
Tags: End, Failure ✍ Author: Olga KurylenkoOne of the biggest issues that we face is that we have people who have their own particular concerns, whether it's on abortion, birth control, divorce and remarriage, civil rights or social justice.
Tags: Control, Justice ✍ Author: Patrick LeahyDivorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.
✍ Author: Avigdor LiebermanThose who have gone through a divorce know the pain and special challenges of raising a child under such circumstances.
Tags: Pain, Special ✍ Author: Mike McGavickIt's weird being a photographer because you really have to divorce yourself from the image.
Tags: Weird, Yourself ✍ Author: Ryan McGinleyParty switching has all the emotional edges and baggage of divorce.
Tags: Emotional, Party ✍ Author: Mark McKinneyOnly the most unapologetic biblical fundamentalists, for instance, take every biblical injunction literally. If we all took all scripture at the same level of authority, then we would be more open to slavery, to the subjugation of women, to wider use of stoning. Jesus himself spoke out frequently against divorce in the strongest of terms.
Tags: Jesus, Women ✍ Author: Jon MeachamAt a certain point in my personal life, I went through a divorce and lost some people close to me.
Tags: Life, Lost ✍ Author: Tim MeadowsI hardly said a word to my wife until I said 'yes' to divorce.
Tags: Said, Wife ✍ Author: John MiliusI think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
Tags: Found, Time ✍ Author: Jay MohrYou can't really divorce yourself and your life from the world you live in.
Tags: Life, Yourself ✍ Author: Viggo MortensenShe would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.
Tags: After, Him ✍ Author: Priscilla PresleyI'll say this: The media wasn't invited to my marriage, and they're definitely not invited into the divorce.
Tags: Marriage, Media ✍ Author: Ryan ReynoldsA lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Tags: Last, Short ✍ Author: Mickey RooneyNowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Tags: Love, Money ✍ Author: Galen RowellLove, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
Tags: Love, Marriage ✍ Author: Galen RowellWhen two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Tags: Another, Understand ✍ Author: Galen RowellI don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with.
Tags: Great, Happy ✍ Author: Mark RuffaloWomen can go on marrying and pretending that their boyfriends and husbands are Mr. Darcy or some RomCom dream man. But where's that going to get 'em? Besides divorce court?
Tags: Dream, Women ✍ Author: Dan SavageI was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.
Tags: After, Loved ✍ Author: Lisa Scottoline