Dog Quotes

I'm perfectly happy doing nothing. I'll hang around the house and take the dog to the park.

At twenty a man is a peacock, at thirty a lion, at forty a camel, at fifty a serpent, at sixty a dog, at seventy an ape, at eighty a nothing at all.

The highest compliment that you can pay me is to say that I work hard every day, that I never dog it.

I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.

I won't go to England because they won't let my dog in.

I was green. All I knew was to walk my dog and go to church.

I can't tell you how much we laughed on the set to have Alec Guinness in a scene with a big, furry dog that's flying a space ship.

I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

I think having a dog makes you more compassionate.

I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down the window and yelled, 'Marc Jacobs!' in a French accent.

I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.

I had rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all the allegorical paintings they can show me in the world.

Young blood must have its course, lad, and every dog its day.

A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins.

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you love.

We are more than the sum of our biochemical functions. Even the tiniest flea is an incredibly complex living creature, with mouth-parts adapted to feeding on the blood of your cat or dog.

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

The feeling of being an underdog, not belonging, is very much me. You harbour a little feeling of resentment towards the 'upper dog'.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Be thou comforted, little dog, Thou too in Resurrection shall have a little golden tail.

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai.

I'm a dog person; I've had dogs all my life.

I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's an actor. It displays no emotion whatsoever. I swear that dog doesn't know any of us even though we've done five seasons of Frasier.

If you have a dog, I must have a dog. If you have a rifle, I must have a rifle. If you have a club, I must have a club. This is equality.

A dog that has rabies probably will do things it wouldn't do if it didn't have rabies. But that doesn't change the fact that it has rabies.

A professor must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.

Sure I know where the press room is - I just look for where they throw the dog meat.

Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.

I remember thinking, ''Downward dog' is so not a resting pose!' Now it actually can be.

When it comes to having a central nervous system, and the ability to feel pain, hunger, and thirst, a rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'.

If you want a friend, buy a dog.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

Because I was newly pregnant, I was sick as a dog, yet I knew all my lines from a year before.

I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso.

Gromit was the name of a cat. When I started modeling the cat I just didn't feel it was quite right, so I made it into a dog because he could have a bigger nose and bigger, longer legs.

Sooner or later we're all someone's dog.

I was Chairman Mao's dog. What he said to bite, I bit.

The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never bite you; drink always before thirst, and it will never overtake you.

We have a queen-size bed and the dog sleeps in the middle. John and I are sort of these little quotation marks on either corner.

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got.

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.

I don't want any dog to be put down.

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.

I can watch endless humans get killed, but if I see a movie and they kill a dog, I practically want to walk out.

My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.

The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.

So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have dreamed of having them in the house.

I do Pilates, and hike with my dog.

I feel that the thing that probably aided me the most in that scene with the dog was the utilization and using an actual recreation, affective memory, if you want to call it, of pain.

I can't imagine God not allowing my dog into heaven.

I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

But was there ever dog that praised his fleas?

I've been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.

People will sooner aid a sick dog lying on the sidewalk than to try to find shelter for a sick person. It's too much to deal with.

Never Have Your Dog Stuffed is really advice to myself, a reminder to myself not to avoid change or uncertainty, but to go with it, to surf into change.

If you come on my property, I've got you from the second that you enter on. There's little lasers... my TVs come on in my room and fall just right on you. So, there's no way to sneak up on me. And I've got a loud dog.

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

I think it's wonderful that people in pickup trucks are buying two flats of dog food and a copy of 'Bastard.' I want my view of the world to be right up there next to gallon boxes of Tide.

People who wear fur smell like a wet dog if they're in the rain. And they look fat and gross.

Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out.

I reserve the right to tell shaggy dog stories or even common jokes as part of what I'm doing. I don't give a damn if half the audience walks out.

My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness.

I started playing bluegrass with my family, so there were the G, C and D chords. I was playing a Martin acoustic because that's what Carter Stanley of the Stanley Brothers played. Then I got into the really raw blues of Hound Dog Taylor and started on electric guitar.

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

We have to convince the people of Bucharest, who are dog lovers, to treat dogs like they treat their children and not just let them roam the streets.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

I had a Shiatsu dog for 12 years - we were different in size but he was certainly man's best friend, he was my little guy.

Oh, love will make a dog howl in rhyme.

We then went through the audition process and picked a guy named Richard Campbell and he is no secret to L.A. players as he was with Natalie Cole for years and Three Dog Night.