Dumb Quotes
I have a soft spot for Joe Biden. I like him. But he's dumb as an ashtray.
Tags: Him, Soft ✍ Author: Roger AilesArthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.
Tags: Blonde, Married ✍ Author: Marilyn MonroeIt is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.
Tags: Animal, Call ✍ Author: Mark TwainI'll do anything for $50. People are always trying to get me to do dumb things. The possibilities are endless.
Tags: Endless, Trying ✍ Author: Ryan CabreraWorking with Jim Carrey is an absolute gas. I have never laughed so hard for so long. Had he been on-board for the sequel of Dumb & Dumber, I would've jumped on, with no hesitation.
Tags: Hard, Working ✍ Author: Jeff DanielsI'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?
Tags: Stupid, Ugly ✍ Author: EminemWell, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.
Tags: Satisfied, Though ✍ Author: Luc FerrariThere is no definitive guidebook on how to pick the right partner, and even if there were, I'm way too dumb to write it.
Tags: Partner, Write ✍ Author: Justin HalpernJerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Tags: Fart, Time ✍ Author: Lyndon B. JohnsonDon't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.
Tags: Audience, Smart ✍ Author: Bruce PaltrowI feel like the only person in the world who sees David Beckham modelling his swimming pants on the cover of Elle magazine and thinks - oh, how much better a handsome guy like you would look, David, without all those dumb ink stains stitched into your skin.
Tags: Guy, Handsome ✍ Author: Talcott ParsonsI'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
Tags: Intelligence, Jokes ✍ Author: Dolly PartonObscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys.
Tags: Frustrated, Smart ✍ Author: Andy RooneyEvery character has their reasons - even the characters who do dumb things.
Tags: Character, Characters ✍ Author: Zoe SaldanaWhen I think over what I have said, I envy dumb people.
Tags: Envy, Said ✍ Author: Albert SchweitzerI don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.
Tags: Audience, Elitism ✍ Author: Quentin TarantinoBecause I had an accent, people had this impression that I was dumb.
Tags: Accent, Impression ✍ Author: Wilmer ValderramaI was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I.
Tags: Blind, Deaf ✍ Author: Loretta YoungI really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.
Tags: Complain, Smart ✍ Author: Chris Van AllsburgGenerally speaking, actors are allowed NO input. Actors are dumb.
Tags: Allowed, Speaking ✍ Author: Dirk BenedictVisit partners pages
You have to get the audience invested even if you're doing something that they think is dumb, it's kind of what these movies are all about.
Tags: Audience, Movies ✍ Author: Halle BerryGod hears no more than the heart speaks; and if the heart be dumb, God will certainly be deaf.
Tags: God, Heart ✍ Author: Thomas BrooksI don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?
Tags: Child, Clear ✍ Author: Mary Chapin CarpenterWe have Democrats saying dumb things every single day, and Republicans as well.
Tags: Saying, Single ✍ Author: Emanuel CleaverPretend to be dumb, that's the only way to reach old age.
Tags: Age, Old ✍ Author: Friedrich DurrenmattI always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.
Tags: Enough, Said ✍ Author: Jim FowlerHollywood has the idea that movies have to be dumb. But especially movies for or about teenagers have to be really dumb!
Tags: Idea, Movies ✍ Author: Joseph Gordon-LevittInnocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.
Tags: Lost, Meaning ✍ Author: Graham GreeneTo make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.
Tags: Full, Terrorism ✍ Author: John HewsonNone of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.
Tags: Middle, Smart ✍ Author: Daniel JohnsI'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
Tags: Mad, Played ✍ Author: Lisa KudrowKurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.
Tags: Suicidal, Thought ✍ Author: Courtney LoveThough the male can be noble in reason and infinite in faculties, he is also easily amused by shiny toys, especially ones that do dumb things on his desk.
Tags: Reason, Though ✍ Author: Karl MarxWe have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.
Tags: Fact, President ✍ Author: Aaron McGruderI just want to creatively grow and be inspired. I don't want to do anything generic or dumb.
Tags: Grow, Inspired ✍ Author: Sienna MillerI'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.
Tags: Dry, Wine ✍ Author: Esai MoralesA pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?
Tags: Love, Partner ✍ Author: Rudolf NureyevI'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people.
Tags: Help, Smart ✍ Author: Keanu ReevesI'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.
Tags: Happen, Smart ✍ Author: Keanu ReevesIt's well known that many girls have a tendency to dumb down when they're in middle school.
Tags: Known, School ✍ Author: Sally RideThere are dumb actors. But there are dumb politicians and dumb bakers.
✍ Author: Tim RobbinsMy favorite classes were always dumb nerdy vocabulary.
Tags: Favorite, Nerdy ✍ Author: Karen RussellWhat more chilling indictment of the modern world is there than this: that the condition of the smartphone user is that of a dumb animal. Moooo!
Tags: Animal, Modern ✍ Author: Will SelfWe're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show.
Tags: Move, Show ✍ Author: Alia ShawkatIt's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.
Tags: Life, Super ✍ Author: Aaron SorkinNothing is the destiny of everyone, it is our commonness made dumb.
Tags: Destiny, Everyone ✍ Author: Mark StrandI'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Tags: Command, Useless ✍ Author: Bill Watterson