Elephant Quotes

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

Shallows where a lamb could wade and depths where an elephant would drown.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

A camel makes an elephant feel like a jet plane.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I couldn't hit an elephant's ass with a bull fiddle.

I always think I look like the Elephant Man - I can't get used to my own image.

Nature's great masterpiece, an elephant; the only harmless great thing.

I'm just getting settled as a responsible man - but if you split the elephant into little mouthfuls it will be fine.

Let's get the elephant out of the room. I'm a conservative Democrat.

Band of Skulls is joining Cage the Elephant as my new musical caffeine.

I have a face like the behind of an elephant.

Jackie had a keen eye for talent, and like an elephant never forgot. And, he was always right on the mark.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

In the divine Scriptures, there are shallows and there are deeps; shallows where the lamb may wade, and deeps where the elephant may swim.

Love will draw an elephant through a key-hole.