Ellie Kemper's Quotes
Born: 1980-05-02
Profession: Actress
Nation: American
Biography of Ellie Kemper
I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing.
Tags: Performing, Pleasure, WritingI want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show.
Tags: Amazing, Job, LoveIf you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice.
Tags: Choice, Suffering, WeddingIn Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them.
Tags: Deep, Dress, HopeLos Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins.
Tags: Angeles, Courses, UnexpectedMost New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them.
Tags: Amazing, Stop, UnderstandNew York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of America.
Tags: America, Great, UnitedOne nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.
Tags: Dress, Enthusiasm, NiceGrowing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in 'The Sound of Music.'
Tags: Idea, Music, WeddingI need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect anyone to recognize me, but on the off chance they do, I just don't want to embarrass myself.
Tags: Chance, Off, SureI've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but I do think it is naive to think that it doesn't exist.
Tags: Against, Comedy, WomanIt's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is. In terms of formal schooling - I feel like that's a nineteenth century term - but in terms of where you went to high school or college, or wherever, all that really is irrelevant, I have found, in comedy.
Tags: College, Matter, SchoolMy painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't think that's true. I think sometimes you just can't paint.
Tags: School, Teacher, TrueHe will easily be content and at peace, whose conscience is pure.
Tags: Conscience, Content, PeaceWhat difference does it make to you what someone else becomes, or says, or does? You do not need to answer for others, only for yourself.
Tags: Others, Someone, YourselfBear the Cross cheerfully and it will bear you.
Tags: Bear, Cheerfully, CrossHow seldom we weigh our neighbor in the same balance with ourselves.
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The acknowledgment of our weakness is the first step in repairing our loss.
Tags: Loss, Step, WeaknessThe loftier the building, the deeper must the foundation be laid.
Tags: Architecture, Building, FoundationFirst keep peace with yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.
Tags: Others, Peace, YourselfLove feels no burden, thinks nothing of trouble, attempts what is above its strength, pleads no excuse of impossibility; for it thinks all things lawful for itself, and all things possible.
Tags: Love, Possible, StrengthBe not angry that you cannot make others as you wish them to be, since you cannot make yourself as you wish to be.
Tags: Anger, Angry, YourselfWithout the way, there is no going; without the truth, there is no knowing; without the life, there is no living.
Tags: Life, Living, TruthGreat tranquility of heart is his who cares for neither praise nor blame.
Tags: Brainy, Great, HeartNever be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.
Tags: Good, Public, WritingIf you cannot mould yourself entirely as you would wish, how can you expect other people to be entirely to your liking?
Tags: Cannot, Wish, YourselfWhat most of all hinders heavenly consolation is that you are too slow in turning yourself to prayer.
Tags: Prayer, Slow, YourselfGladly we desire to make other men perfect, but we will not amend our own fault.
Tags: Desire, Men, PerfectHe who loves with purity considers not the gift of the lover, but the love of the giver.
Tags: Gift, Love, LoverWe usually know what we can do, but temptation shows us who we are.
Tags: Shows, TemptationAn humble knowledge of thyself is a surer way to God than a deep search after learning.
Tags: God, Knowledge, LearningA man is hindered and distracted in proportion as he draws outward things to himself.
Tags: Distracted, Himself, OutwardAt the Day of Judgment, we shall not be asked what we have read, but what we have done.
Tags: Done, Read, ShallPurity and simplicity are the two wings with which man soars above the earth and all temporary nature.
Tags: Earth, Nature, SimplicityActivate yourself to duty by remembering your position, who you are, and what you have obliged yourself to be.
Tags: Duty, Position, YourselfBut because many endeavor to get knowledge rather than to live well, they are often deceived and reap little or no benefit from their labor.
Tags: Knowledge, Often, RatherIntelligence must follow faith, never precede it, and never destroy it.
Tags: Destroy, Faith, FollowOccasions do not make a man either strong or weak but they show what he is.
Tags: Show, Strong, Weak