Farmer Quotes

Never answer a question from a farmer.

A photographer without a magazine behind him is like a farmer without fields.

The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.

If the rain spoils our picnic, but saves a farmer's crop, who are we to say it shouldn't rain?

My dad farmed, my granddad was a farmer. I wanted to be a farmer.

Well, you know, I had been a peanut farmer. I had - you know who was the first president - Democratic president I ever met? Bill Clinton.

I did Lassie for six years and I never had anybody come up to me and say, 'It made me want to be a farmer.'

I'm envious of people who can sleep as long as they want. I have the circadian rhythm of a farmer.

I'm a farmer with a mandolin and a high tenor voice.

I always assumed the Department of Agriculture was the farmer and rancher's friend.

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice. If he leaves it empty, he gets actors.